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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:10

Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
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Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Next, they tried...
No way
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts